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"Don't you know what this is?"
"By gum, it's gum!"
"WRONG!!!"
-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
"He's NOT pining for the fjords, he's bleedin' demised." - The parrot skit, Monty Python And Now for Something Completely Different"
"One of always lies, and one of us always tells the truth. He always lies, I always tell the truth".
"Oh, what a liar!" - The Labyrinth
"I loooove high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age." - Dazed and Confused
"Just remember, where ever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Bonzai
"Today is a good day to die." - Little Big Man
"It's not my goddamn planet, monkey boy!" - John Big Bootie, Buckaroo Bonzai
"I'll join this conversation on the provision that we don't talk about wigs, dresses, bust sizes, penises, drugs, night clubs and bloody ABBA!"
"Doesn't give us much to talk about, does it?" - The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
"Did I.Q.s just drop sharply while I was away??" - Aliens
"Wake up. Time to die." - Bladerunner
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass!! And I'm all out of bubblegum!! - They Live
"I'm gonna shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle !!" - The Warriors
"Come up to the lab and see what's on the slab" - Rocky Horror Picture Show
'...But all works out in the end.'
'How?'
'I don't know. It's a mystery.' -- Shakespeare in Love
"Frageeleh! It must be italian" -- A Christmas Story
"And with that, Great Ceasar fell."- Julius Ceasar (1953)
"Shut up, listen and learn! " - Swimming With Sharks
"Fuck me gently with a chain saw!" - Heathers
"I got no more use for this guy." - My Cousin Vinny
"Don't you want to be successful? I want to be happy" - Cousins
"Tonight, is a good night... to die." - Flatliners
"Have fun storming the castle!" - The Princess Bride
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love" ~ Annie Hall
"I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand. Johnny has his bride." -Moonstruck
"You know how to whistle don'tcha Steve--you just pucker up and blow"--To Have and Have Not
"We'll start...with the kek." -- Father of the Bride (Martin Short in the remake)
"....yes...Yes...YES.......HE VUSS MY BOYFRIEND!" - YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN
"I'm your boyfriend now!" - Nightmare on Elm Street
"It's not enough that I should win, everyone else must lose." -- Superman
"You're young, you got your health, what do want with a job?" --Raising Arizona
"I may have seen better days, but I still can't be had for the price of a cocktail - like a salted peanut." -- All About Eve
"You think I'm funny, what the F^%%#$$@K is so funny about me" ---Goodfellas
"Honey, I'm home" --- The Shining
"What we have here is a failure to communicate" -- Cool Hand Luke
"My ass is twitchy. You people make my ass twitch." -- French Kiss
"Excuse me, I asked for the LARGE cappucino. HELL-O"- So I Married an Axe Murderer
"No one puts Baby in a corner." -- Dirty Dancing
"I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you got."--Raising Arizona
"You keep drivin' and drivin' and drivin' and then you drive some more..."-True Romance
"We want... a SHRUBBERY!!" - "Holy Grail"
"In case you havent been paying attention man, we just got our asses kicked, game over man, game over!!!" - Bill Paxton, "Aliens".
"Wait a minute!!! let me get this straight, you know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him....and everbody's ok with this?" - Timon, "The Lion King".
"I swear, baby, it's not mine!" - Austin Powers
"Come with me if you want to live. " - The Terminator
"Allow myself to introduce..........myself" - Austin Powers
"..And I'm going to be 40."
"When? "
"Someday."
"In 8 years."
"But it's there." -When Harry Met Sally
"No moe yanky my wanky. The Donger need food." -16 Candles
"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is." -Forrest Gump
"This is the best pizza in a cup I have ever had." -The Jerk
"May I trouble you for a warm glass of milk?"
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up!" -Happy Gilmore
"Those aren't pillows!!!!" - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
"Cat got your tongue" - When a Man Loves A Woman
"Do you remember when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?!!? Germans? Forget it he's on a roll. - Animal House
"You had me at hello." - Jerry McGuire
"Do I make you horny baby? Yeah, Do I?" - Austin Powers
"You make me want to be a better man" - As Good As It Gets
"Y'all never got two things that match: you got peanut butter- no bread, cereal-no milk, kool aid-no sugar, Damnnnnnn!" - Friday
"What's the matter with you? Your life is going down the toilet! - Moonstruck
"Men and Women can never be friends because the sex thing always gets in the way" - When Harry Met Sally
"OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!" - Dumb and Dumber
"No more bangy on da wangy! De Donger tired!" - Sixteen Candles
"I don't think he's gonna apologize..." - Thelma and Louise
"A wed wose. How womantic." - Blazing Saddles
"Zuzu's petals! Zuzu's petals" - It's a Wonderful Life
"I want my two dollars!" -- Better Off Dead
"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?" -- Airplane
"It is VERY expensive. You couldn't afford it. Please leave!" - Pretty Woman
"Does this shirt make me look fat? NO, your FACE does!" --Tommy Boy
"Shut-up, Mellon. It hurts." -- Back to School
"Fat guy in a little coat..." -Tommy Boy
"Ice-burgh (iceberg) right ahead...." - Titanic
"Want to tie me up with your tie .. Ty ?" Caddyshack
Yeah its my own blend.. Kentucky Bluegrass and California Sensimia .. you can play 18 holes on it, take it home, and get stoned as a SunabaJeezus.. " Caddyshack
Ya got a pool there don't ya Ty ? Yeah Carl .... got a pool ...pool and a pond .. pond be good for you" Caddyshack
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